By the way, the swear word in question isn't an English swear word. I know what you were all thinking but that is only because your minds are base and questionable.
The actual swear word is 'ficker' a German word for a piece of anatomy that girls don't have, you guessed it: the brain.
It was supposed to go rampant today and take half a million souls straight to Satan's throne but apparently it wussified or something.
In reality this evil virus that shut down the royal British marines and the British airlines and the standing army of the Netherlands does nothing but keep you from downloading Windows updates. What has Britain come to that it goes into a panic when it can no longer upgrade its service centers? I think it is time to step in and forcefully annex them.
I'm serious, British airlines closed because it couldn't download its own flight schedules. This really shouldn't have been a problem because it's not like they follow these schedules or anything, but they shut down anyway on principle.
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Yep no brian
ReplyDeleteWow, you must be really desperate to blog on something "clever" if you have to make bizarre, unfounded sexist jokes. That one's really original too. I mean, it's not like every boy on the face of the earth has made that same joke multiple times.
ReplyDeleteDuncan, I agree with Ariel on this one. That was a little too strong. And since when was the word for brain a swear word. Maybe I should go around the house shouting "BRAIN!" whenever I'm cross.
ReplyDeleteDuncan! Swearing on your blog! How offensive.
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