Saturday, May 30, 2009

Fruit

You know what I really enjoy eating? Fruit. It is so tasty. Fruit is like a mix between candy that doesn't make you sick and vegetables that taste good. I just can't get enough of it. Yesterday, Grandma bought a watermelon. It was so good. I ate it all that evening. Mmmm mmmm, watermelon. You know what else tasted good? Grapes. Grandma bought a lot of those too. Mmmmmm. So good. I haven't even touched the Moose Tracks ice cream yet. That is how good fruit tastes.

4 comments:

  1. Fruit is awesome. The best fruit that exists is definitely bluberries, hands down. Although bluberries hardly even count as fruit--they're in a class all their own. Anyway, candy that doesn't make you sick is a perfect description of fruit.

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  2. Not really, candy tastes very sugary, fruit on the other hand may taste slightly sugary, but not that much. By the way, did you get sick after eating a whole watermelon?

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  3. Fruit is not awesome! If you have any intention of covering that unsightly six-pack you are going to have to change your ways. A handsome keg-like abdomen is not beyond your reach. Think moose tracks. Preservance and focus. Do not become weary in well-doing. Just a friendly exhortation.

    Sincerely,
    Pleasantly plump.

    p.s. yeah Rush, boo Arnold.
    p.s.s This is CEO Rudolph Mayfield III, and I approve this message.

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  4. Who are you, Anonymous?

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