Right now, my best friend Luke is probably somewhere in between the land of dreams and waking, so here are a couple of irrevelant and untrue facts to tell him so that when he comes back to his senses in a week or two he won't know what's true and what isn't. You must say it like so:
"Guess what, Luke! Duncan was elected UTC school body president!"
"Hey, Luke! It's Sunday!"
"Hey Luke, good morning!" (Said in evening)
"Guess what, Luke! Ariel decided to become an oral-maxillofascist surgeon!"
"Hey Luke, the McPhersons are expecting another baby! Isn't that great?" (lie, FYI)
"Hey Luke, Jacob won Spelunky!" (We all know that's impossible, but hey, Luke's on pretty strong drugs.)
"Hey Luke, got your books? Classes start tomorrow!"
"Sorry Luke, I broke your __________"
OK, guys, don't really, but it would be really funny. (for me. Not for you, Luke, or whoever would have to explain all this stuff to Luke.)
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Thst explains why I was told that Duncan was elected student body president and then told that was a lie.
ReplyDeleteI tried the "guess what--we're having a baby" thing once for April Fool's. Unfortunately, that person told several people before reading the rest of the email, which said, "April Fools!"
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