Thunder vs. Rice

Has it ever stunned you how your younger siblings can't improvise a decent rhyme to save their lives? For example, this morning it was raining and one of my brothers was singing, "Thunder is nice! Thunder is nice! Thunder is awesome! It's better than rice!" Now personally, I prefer rice. On the other hand, thunder and rice have absolutely nothing in common. I'd say it is like comparing apples and oranges, but at least those two are both fruit. Thunder and rice aren't even both edible! Thunder is sound, and rice is food. Two totally different things! Anyways, why bother using "rice" when "nice" isn't even a very good adjective to describe thunder? Thunder is cool! Thunder is awesome! Thunder is NOT nice.