Aliens

My eye has mysteriously re-shaped itself during the night. Mom thinks it is bacterial, but I think it is alien's. After all the new tilt makes my eye look like an alien eye from Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Therefore, it is only logical to assume that I was abducted by aliens last night in my sleep and had my eye enhanced by alien technology to be as good as theirs. Unfortunately their Mom called them to dinner before they could start enhancing my left eye and they had to drop me back into my bed half-done. How embarrassing.