Showing posts with label Friends. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Friends. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Nausea-induced starvation

I've always wondered why Ariel always refuses to take the food I offer her, even though it was always free and I'm only giving it to her because I selfishly took too much and can't eat it. Well I finally figured it out. Yesterday, Dad took me aside when I was at home massaging my aching legs and said "Hey Duncan. I didn't want to say anything, but your table manners are disgusting. Your mouth was open as you chewed. It made me feel sick."

So now I figured out why my friends don't eat while I'm eating. They feel ill. Now I'm going to have to do some actual work and fix these sordid table manners of mine. Grumble grumble grumble. Otherwise, my friends might die of low blood sugar caused by nausea-induced starvation.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Positive Attitude

I decided to challenge myself and see if I can write only positive things for an entire week. It might get kind of boring to read, but stick with me. You can comment on my posts and tell me whether I'm succeeding or not or you could just tell me at what point you got bored and stopped reading. It might be a little tricky because I have fencing camp all week and there's nothing that negatively affects your attitude quite as much as pain and exhaustion. Still, fencing camp was lots of fun and I regret that so many of my friends couldn't come to it. See, I even have a sad emoticon: :-(